WASHINGTON, DC – A bold experiment proved that Wale is indeed the blandest rapper alive when a recording studio employee attempted to give the MMG artist some flavor by pouring Sriracha on him. “It works for eggs, it works on chicken, I even drank it once to see if it made my saliva better. Of [...]
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By Trillup Seymour Hoffmayne LOS ANGELES – Will.i.am and Justin Bieber have been working long hours in the studio, creating a new track that Mom will just love. The pair is no stranger to producing music for Mom, who has been enjoying and singing along with their radio hits for as long as you could [...]
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By Suri Booze LOS ANGELES – Disney is celebrating the 15th anniversary of Lindsay Lohan’s The Parent Trap with another remake of the popular film. This time, starring Kimye ’s baby bump and Zooey Deschanel ’s forehead. “ The Parent Trap has already been remade, so we had to take this version one step further,” [...]
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By Willenium Faulkner LOS ANGELES – With the Smith family finally allowing their children an HBO subscription, Jaden and Willow Smith sat down and watched the first episode of Game of Thrones last week. Not twenty minutes into the episode, Will Smith’s son and daughter witnessed Jaime and Cersei Lannister engage in graphic incest. [...]
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BOSTON – In anticipation of his upcoming album Yeezus, Kanye West has partnered with razor maker Gillette on the revolutionary rollout for his new single “Black Skinhead.” Over the course of the next month, Gillette will pass out free razors to young black men across the country with the directive to “join the gang.” Every [...]
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By MC Infarction My mother was a real large woman. We talkin Big Momma’s House big, or like eight or nine Wiz Khalifas . And ya boy Rozay grew up being told i was “big boned,” got them real thicky thick genes n’ shit. I knew I had to do somethin’ when the doctors said [...]
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By Teflon Don DeLillo DALLAS–The NRA may actually consider supporting minimal gun restrictions after Gucci Mane tweeted about opening a packet of ketchup with a 9mm Glock. “This mothafucka won’t open,” Gucci tweeted at Heinz. “FUCK YOU HEINZ POW POW POW #AMERICA.” In response to the tweet, the NRA held an emergency meeting to discuss [...]
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By Weezy F. Scott Fitzgerald YONKERS – A bevy of rumors surrounding the nature of disguised duo Daft Punk ’s forthcoming album Random Access Memories were squashed yesterday when former Good Burger star Kel Mitchell was found dead in a robot costume in the home of alleged Daft Punk member Kenan Thompson. “I’m shocked,” said [...]
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